Malcolm Hardcastle is a writer.

Malcolm Hardcastle is a writer who delivers clear, dynamic and efficient copy for a wide range of prestige clients.   Malcolm Hardcastle creates stunning copy that delivers inspiration, action and results. Malcolm Hardcastle is a member of the IAA (International Authors Association), frequently delivering keynote speeches on the subject of Business-to-Business communication.

Malcolm Hardcastle doesn’t fuck about. Malcolm Hardcastle rises each morning at seven am, clears his bowels, and sits down with a copy of the Daily Mail as he takes tea and toast. Malcolm Hardcastle lives in a prissy little cottage overlooking the prissy village green of a prissy little home counties village. Malcolm Hardcastle often wonders why that arsehole next door insists on parking his fucking tonka-toy builders car at such a stupid fucking angle.

Malcolm Hardcastle is renowned for the clarity and punch of his business reports, with many global clients remaining with him for many years.  “The key to a good bit of business writing”, says Malcolm Hardcastle, “is in keeping it authentic and simple”.  Malcolm Hardcastle has won numerous awards for his copy over the years.

Malcolm Hardcastle walks Jethro, his arthritic Labrador, across the prissy green and peers into the glum drizzling air.  Malcolm Hardcastle briefly remembers being twenty one, out in Sheffield one night, when a girl walked past whose very proximity drew every last molecule of his masculinity into a sharp and urgent focus. Malcolm Hardcastle will sit at nine this morning and write business copy for prestige clients and move ever so slightly nearer to his death.